His hand gently traced the line of my hip.
"What's this? It feels like a splinter."
"I don't know...probably a little clogged pore or something"
I froze and watched in horror/fascination as he, quite matter-of-factly, extracted this little sliver of keratin from my skin with his thumbnails.
"That was, uhm...oddly...intimate?" I ventured uncomfortably.
He rolled his eyes and gave an exaggerated, exasperated sigh.
"I've had my tongue in your ass!"