Favourite pick up line of the night (could double as favourite stupid quote)
Guy with an overgrown, bushy handlebar mustache teeters toward me at the end of the night, doing his best to focus and look me in the eyes.
"So, uh.... you make tips up here sometimes...?"
"yeah" I reply
(and the pitch...)
"Will you go on a date with me?"
(ow, the mighty Casey has struck out!)
too bad he wasn't taking tips-- I could have given him a few good ones, like shave that stupid mustache!
Instead I just gave him the standard flattered-have-a-boy-friend-oh-look-your-friends-are-leaving-goodnight!...
Boys... do they ever learn?