The truth is so mundane. I simply stood up and took a step--- onto my foot which was half asleep. Just a step, a crunch and some blinding pain that dropped me to the ground. I wan't even drunk.
See? Wasn't the other version much more fun? Especially when people like my mum asked me if it was true.
"Verdad?" she asked me. Is it true?
"Well, I don't know maybe you got in a fight..."
Guess how much I got away with as a youngster...
P.S. Happy Birthday, Mum!